TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

• I do not accept the Christian concepts of God, Satan, heaven, hell, etc..
• I support Gay Rights and Gay Marriage.
• I support a woman's right to an abortion.
• I believe that women can serve on the front lines.
• I believe that gays should be able to serve their country openly.
• Politically, I am a moderate, leaning liberal on social issues and leaning conservative on fiscal ones.
• I firmly believe that Fox News can best serve the interests of the United States by becoming a deep, smoking crater in the face of the planet.

As a result of these beliefs, some content on this site may be, or may link to, material offensive to white-bread conservative sensibilities.

By proceeding past this page, you implicitly accept responsibility for your decision to do so, and accept the risk of being offended.

If indeed you do proceed into this site and encounter something you find offensive, please do not come crying to me; you were fairly warned. The fact that you have access to the internet neither entitles nor obligates you to use it in an ignorant and obtuse manner.

Please do not waste your time (and mine) by trying to remonstrate with me; I utterly reject any right you think you may have to judge me and will probably summarily dispose of any attempt on your part to do so. However, really egregious attempts, particularly if they are misspelled, threatening, and/or laden with inflammatory and/or inept rhetoric, will be posted for public ridicule -- with as much personal detail about you as I can glean from your browser data, my access logs, and the internet.

The opinions and philosophies on this site are mine. They in no way reflect the opinions, policies, or philosophies held by the Zarquon Internet Consortium.

If this disclaimer offends you, you might as well just give up right now.